Protesters should find new hobby

Now I am officially starting the Purdue Students Against Protestors Society. We are prepared to march on campus against protestors of all kind (except for pro-life causes, because, hey — murder isn't good). We should all rise up against protestors who protest that animals are equal to humans because, well, they aren't!

Sweatshops? Will they even let me print this word? Get over it! Don't buy Nike, and make your own Purdue shirts (use magic marker or electric tape or whatever).

I'm officially going on a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer strike until all of our demands are met. I promise not to drink any Pabst until protestors on campus stop protesting! I am prepared to carry this strike out for years and years if necessary!

Tony Engle
Senior, School of Pharmacy

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