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Wednesday 4/18/2001
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Wednesday 4/18/2001
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 Piano man must play classic songTo those who attend the Neon Cactus on Thursdays: For the past few weeks, since Spring Break, people have been paying the piano man, Bruce, not to play the Night Ranger classic, "Sister Christian." This action is totally inappropriate. By doing this, you are playing with a force far too great for you to completely understand. Interrupting this force will lead to an imbalance of the world, which will ultimately bring world chaos, plagues, darkness, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria! So to avoid this chaos, just relax and try to keep on motorin'. Patrick Loeffler Senior, Schools of Engineering |
Water safety should be left to individuals
Executions don't equal entertainment
Freedom results from responsibility Sources exist for international news China lacks diplomacy in situation Political comic reflects today's society Rewards contradict University goal Piano man must play classic song
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